Every morning Dan Cox wakes up and grabs three essential items: his roto-plunger, his AR-15, and his 2005 Gateway laptop loaded up to the HP Patch. He loads up his van with his illegal immigrant workers, orders his semi-adopted son DJ to join him, and heads straight to Highland Park. First stop is city hall where his son will confront Mayor Rotering with a printed copy of the HP Assault Weapons Ban, drop it on the ground, and piss on it like Lou Barnes in Major League. "THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STINKIN BILL" yells DJ to the shocked Mayor. After that the whole crew heads to the Mean Wiener for hot dogs and laughs.
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