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PROTECTING HIGHLAND PARK FROM PUBLIC INDECENCY!

There is a phenomenon happening at locations that have Gun Free Zone signs Posted, people are taking a leak on the doors of the establishments, in a form of protest. It appears that statewide, hundreds of men are fed up with the GFZ signs and just relieving their anger in the form of a public indecency! It brings a whole new meaning to "Ah, piss on it!" or those GFZ signs really "Piss me Off!". If this phenomenon continues, it could cause for some very smelly entryways and urine coated doors, Ugh! The appetites of some restaurant customers have been known to be effected by the strong odor. While some people claim that it is gun-owners that are doing it...others say it is those Highland Parkers that get so scared when they see a gun on the door, that they piss their pants! Its a mystery, and a smelly one at that! Anyone with photos or video coverage of this outrageous demonstration of shooting GFZ signs with a concealed carry weapon of urination, should post them here. We need to expose who the little tinkler is and bring them to Justice! Perhaps Highland Park can Ban the Concealed Carry GFZ Assault Weapons with high capacity Bladders! Personally, I think it is an expression of how they feel and this is protected by the Constitution. We had a Boston Tea Party... this is just a Bust it out and Pee Party.

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